Automatic Sperm Extractor Now In Use In Chinese Hospitals

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

We here at have just one question: How much does the midget inside get paid?