Daily Archives: March 6, 2012


How to Impress Mila Kunis at a Table Read

Want Mila Kunis to look at you like that?  I do. 
If you want a famous starlet to stare at you with lust and amazement, just follow the steps below.

From the Epic Shiz “How to Make a Girl Want You” Instructional Manual :

  • Be Jason Segal
  • Be charming
  • Be funny
  • Write your own songs
  • Learn how to play the piano and be able to sing along while rockin’ Dracula’s voice from Muppets
  • And that, my friends, is how you get someone to breakup with Macaulay Culkin.