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God Bless America

A rather violent movie directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.

“Loveless, jobless and possibly terminally ill, Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of America. With nothing left to lose, Frank takes his gun and decides to off the stupidest, cruelest and most repellent members of society with an unusual accomplice: 16-year-old Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and disenfranchisement.”


How to Impress Mila Kunis at a Table Read

Want Mila Kunis to look at you like that?  I do. 
If you want a famous starlet to stare at you with lust and amazement, just follow the steps below.

From the Epic Shiz “How to Make a Girl Want You” Instructional Manual :

  • Be Jason Segal
  • Be charming
  • Be funny
  • Write your own songs
  • Learn how to play the piano and be able to sing along while rockin’ Dracula’s voice from Muppets
  • And that, my friends, is how you get someone to breakup with Macaulay Culkin.