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This is why Aliens wont talk to us.
This is why Aliens wont talk to us.
This cat is smart.
It knows that Putin has secret cameras installed everywhere monitoring his citizens. The lazy slob in bed will be hauled off to fight in Ukraine soon for not standing to the national anthem.
But the cat…
The cat will inherit the bed, the rats in the wallboard and all the fluffy toys.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.
Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#eOplJqDX4yXiirhl.99
We here at EpicShiz.com have just one question: How much does the midget inside get paid?