Protip: do not practice on little sister … she may not wake up.
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Gordon Ramsay’s pointers, when it comes to females:
No one has pull up locks any more, but if they ever invent time machines i will remember this.
…Oh and, always carry a piece of twine. Note to self.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.
Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#eOplJqDX4yXiirhl.99
We here at EpicShiz.com have just one question: How much does the midget inside get paid?